Doggy Style

Cavalier King Charles spaniels Prince and Princess knew how lucky they were to be the dog children of the Duke and Duchess of Mooresex. They were given the best organic dog food (it even had veg and berries in it), were taken for daily walks by their mistress and were always dressed in the finest coats money could buy. The only trouble was, no one ever asked them what they actually wanted. For starters, Princess wanted to be called 'Shep' (after her favourite Blue Peter dog), absolutely hated her pink coat (she was totally against gender stereotyping) and as for the organic food, ugh! Veg and berries? She'd rather have a tin of Chappie any day! And as for Prince, he'd love to be hanging out with his girlfriend in the village but he wasn't allowed because she was considered "common' (she ran around naked and had no pedigree). But things could be worse. They got fresh Tripe every sunday and had "Crufts' on a loop on  TV all day long. Maybe it was a dogs' life after all... 

Size (cm): 20 x 17 x 10